After five days of "restoration" since January 20, we’ve learned a few valuable lessons from our favorite provider:
1️⃣ Claim that only 5% of customers were affected – because everyone experiencing issues will automatically assume they are in that "small" group. And somehow, these 5% magically cover half the city! 📉
2️⃣ Say that only certain websites weren’t working – and every user will immediately think it’s the exact sites they visit daily. Bonus: you can always blame the websites themselves! 🌐
3️⃣ Insist you don’t know who’s attacking you – mystery always adds weight. Maybe it’s hackers? Maybe a secret society? The more questions people have, the fewer answers you need to provide. 🕵️♂️
We even prepared a standard image for such cases! 🖼 So everyone can experience this magical moment of communication with "professional" support.
